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21 Best Aphorisms

21 Best Aphorisms. Aphorisms are  short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation. Here are some great ones to inspire you:

21 Best Aphorisms. Aphorisms are  short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation. Here are some great ones to inspire you:

Best Aphorisms

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  • The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
  • Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
  • If you don't have a sense of humor you probably don't have any sense at all.
  • Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
  • A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
  • How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
  • Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
  • Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
  • Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
  • No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
  • There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
  • There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number.
  •  No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
  • I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
  •  Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're going to like it.
  • The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
  • Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
  • Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford.
  • After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
  • Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind and the ones that mind don't matter.
  • Life isn't tied with a bow but it's still a gift.

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